Where my girls at?

I made a JCPenney run on my lunch break today because they have my favorite brand of bras on sale - buy 2, get 2 free (Maidenform – ladies, they make my boobies look better than any Victoria’s Secret bra I’ve ever owned, are half the price of VS and do not wear out as quickly). Upon entering the store, I became distracted by the clearance rack, as I am wont to do. I ended up purchasing 2 bras and 1 chemise from the clearance rack for $39.46. Had I paid original prices, I would have spent $97. (Had I gone with the B2G2 sale, I would have spent $70. I really wasn’t in the mood to spend $70 on underthings.)

Total Savings: $57.54 or slightly over 59%.

Note to those of you wondering who I’ll be wearing the chemise for (and I know exactly who you are): Me. I’ll be wearing it for me. I live in Florida and like to keep my AC bill just shy of one trillion dollars. It’s hot here, yo.